Al Qaeda Attempt to Recruit David Davis
By The Proper Gandhi ◦
10-07-2008
Al Qaeda gives Davis another subtle hint
Prominent members of the terrorist organisation, al Qaeda UK, have
been secretly attempting to recruit and train newly elected
Haltemprice and Howden MP, David Davis.
The former Shadow Home Secretary, who resigned from the
shadow cabinet in June over the Government's decision to implement a
42-day detainment law for terror suspects, has yet to comment on the
matter.
"We, the members of al Qaeda UK, hereby declare our support for the brave work of David Davis MP", announced an anonymous terrorist on his MySpace page.
"We extremists should no more have to be detained for 42 days than your average, hard working white man. David Davis understands this, and we hope he accepts our invitation to begin terrorist training".
Meanwhile, Conservative leader David Cameron has wished Davis well in future exploits.
"Whether David opts to remain in Parliament with the Conservative Party, or to blow up Parliament with al Qaeda, I hope he is satisfied either way", said Cameron.
"We, the members of al Qaeda UK, hereby declare our support for the brave work of David Davis MP", announced an anonymous terrorist on his MySpace page.
"We extremists should no more have to be detained for 42 days than your average, hard working white man. David Davis understands this, and we hope he accepts our invitation to begin terrorist training".
Meanwhile, Conservative leader David Cameron has wished Davis well in future exploits.
"Whether David opts to remain in Parliament with the Conservative Party, or to blow up Parliament with al Qaeda, I hope he is satisfied either way", said Cameron.
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