A pair of local conjoined twins were overjoyed to discover ASDA's 2-for-1 offers on crisps, bacon and certain types of Coca Cola this week.

Winnie and Lucy Nakamora were idly wandering together through ASDA's meat section when they discovered an offer on ASDA's own brand of smoked bacon.

"We couldn't believe it", said Lucy's head.

"It's so good to see that these supermarkets cater for the conjoined twin demographic".

Having bypassed the dairy section, the twins were pleasantly surprised to find the 2-for-1 offer extended to the crisp section.

"We couldn't resist such an offer", said Winnie's head.

"We do like to keep an eye on our figure, but I suppose two bags of crisps won't hurt anyone".

Reaching the soft drinks aisle, Lucy and Winnie were amazed to find even Coca Cola was offloading its products for half the price.

"Winnie really likes lemon Cola", said Lucy. "And I really like regular Cola, so it worked out well. The only drawback is that I'll have to digest the lemon Cola after she drinks it".