Aiding and abetting the terrorist in you
 
To the memory loss of Charlton Heston
 
 08 April 2008
Issue 20
Mugabe Calls for Election to be Resolved by Hand Vote

Coroner Rules Out Inquest into Death of Dodi al Fayed

NASA Discovers Volatile Planet Between Venus and Mars


Bush Consoles Charlton Heston After God Rejects Him

Girl's Relationship with Boyfriend Compromised by Death of Boyfriend

Stoner Admits he 'Once Experimented with Politics'

Obese Local Man Sheds a Whopping £48 at McDonalds

Derby County Close Gap on Man Utd to Just 66 Points
 







 












Hover Button





Stoner Admits he 'Once Experimented with Politics'
By A.P.Alton Preston 08-April-2008
Share on Facebook StumbleUpon Toolbar Add to favourites Email page to a friend Print this page Subscribe to newsfeed Help
The stoner in his student days
There was controversy and indifference today when a long serving stoner admitted that he "once experimented with politics" at university.

The shocking comments were earlier leaked by a close friend of the man's, following a stoner session last Tuesday "or something like that".

Despite claiming that he has not touched politics since University, there is still some worry among the stoner community that the man's past dealings may harm the reputation of potheads among young people.

The man's admission could not have come at a more controversial time as the weed smoking community is still reeling at allegations that several key stoners have taken undeclared donations of Marijuana and "gift" Bongs. Meanwhile opposition within the crack smoking community claim this so called "dabbling" in politics shows a total lack of respect for the public by all pot smokers.

The man claims that during his second year studying History at the University of Edinburgh he was persuaded by friends to "experiment" with politics on "just a local level". However, on finding himself to be "incompetent at it", he claims not to have touched it again since.

So far no statement has been made by the leader of the stoners.


Share this article on Facebook
© Daily Fortnight News Corporation

The Real News:

The DF is not responsible for the content of external sites

See also:





satire politics news satire london britain satire entertainment satire humor jokes spoof humor satire political satire funny humor politics satirical satire funny jokes economics politics international business politics humor satire satirical humor news news news war satirical humor business political president london satire satire london satire news news