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Prince William Denies Getting Back Together with Kate: 'We're Just Good Fuckbuddies'
By Jay Effkay ◦ 18-Sep-2007
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Will and Kate: 'Just Fucking'
Prince William today denied press reports that he and Kate Middleton have decided to get back together.

Following their sensational split in April this year, the pair have kept relatively low profiles and have not commented publicly on their relationship. Despite this the two have been seen together increasingly frequently in recent weeks, prompting speculation that they have decided to give it another go.

However, in a statement issued today from St James' Palace, Prince Williams denied any reunion, stating "Kate and I have not resumed our previous relationship, however we remain close. Press reports that we are back together are untrue. The fact is that we are just good fuckbuddies".

The news will doubtless come as a relief to the hordes of female admirers of the prince, who have avidly followed news of William's romantic intentions since he came back on the market.
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