
Paramedics who were called to her house by concerned neighbours say they found a packet of combined oral contraceptive pills (COCPs), which they ominously report was missing six capsules.
According to friends, Gloria Villar, 34, fell into a deep bout of depression after learning 4 months into her pregnancy that she was carrying six potentially wallet-draining foetuses. Her boyfriend says that this is probably what caused her to take the bizarre step of taking the pill, which is only recommended for use prior to conception. "My little Gloria isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. I guess she thought this would have an affect, but apparently the little kiddies are still alive and kicking - and that's a lot of kicks," he said.
Miss Villar, who is of Filipino origin, is said to have struggled with the English Language since moving to the UK two years ago and as such may well have failed to understand the instructions on the back of the box. Doctors say it is a miracle she survived.
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