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Bill Clinton Pledges to Undo Key Mistakes of Laura Bush Legacy
By The Proper Gandhi 15-Jan-2008
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No More Yuccas in 2008!
Former US president, Bill Clinton, says that as first lady he will do all he can to overturn key mistakes made by incumbent first lady, Laura Bush.

If his wife Hillary is elected this year, Mr Clinton says he will particularly concentrate on "a complete withdrawal of yucca plants from the White House foyer" as well as "bringing stability to the presidential furniture in the Oval Office". During her time in office, Mrs Bush has deployed countless yucca plants to the White House entrance way, including a notable surge early last year. The first lady has repeatedly come under criticism for her steadfast approach to the situation, which has seen the death count of plants rise to 3.

If that wasn't enough, Mrs Bush and husband George have directly contributed to the dwindling stability of tables and chairs in the oval office, having conspired together to implement ill-constructed furniture into the room's interior.

Mr Clinton says that it is time for the plants to be "pulled out" of reception soil, and for more homegrown plants to be brought in.

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