Owing to his unwavering sense of compassion, the Son of God, Jesus Christ, says he cannot bring himself to tell staunch Republicans - who comprise some of his most loyal followers - that he is a socialist.
Christ, who once famously spread the wealth around to 5,000 people and lived the life of a common labourer, told the Daily Fortnight that he just assumed most conservatives knew about his political interests.
Marking an end to months of increasingly dull policy debate, President Obama today moved closer to achieving landmark We Don't Care reform, after the proposal was approve...
Working alongside key military figures, Republican senators have called on congress to pass combat reform that would allow openly homophobic people to join the military.
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The Fox News Network has announced plans to include a laughter track in its daily broadcasts in an effort to aid its conservative viewers.
Fox News, which is a key piece o...
Following the widely reported failed terrorist plot aboard Northwest Airlines 253, officials in Detroit have admitted that they cannot tell whether or not Umar Farouk Abd...
The almost entirely male led Supreme Court of the United States has unanimously agreed that gay marriage - a union between two people of the same sex - is permissable by ...
In a widely reported story, United States President Barack Obama killed a fly during an interview with CNBC’s John Harwood on Wednesday, prompting Eugene Whistlebottom,...
Last week's historic inauguration ceremony will be re-broadcast and translated into Jive. According to White House sources, the go-ahead was given within hours of Preside...
