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Local Grandma Doesn't Like the Look of Those Rain Clouds

Local Grandma Doesn't Like the Look of Those Rain Clouds

MABLETHORPE - Staring pensively into the distance, local grandma Betty Godfrey says she does not like the look of those dark clouds over there, insisting: "they look like they're heading right this way."

Embarking on a weekend outing with her son Robert, daughter-in-law Sophie and her two grandchildren, the 81-year-old retiree hypothesized that "this could only happen to us," as a formation of dark, stratocumulus clouds hovered menacingly over the family's intended destination.

"Trust us to pick a rainy day to go for a drive," she said. "I knew I should have packed a rain coat."

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Majority of Americans Still Think Tony Blair is Prime Minister

Majority of Americans Still Think Tony Blair is Prime Minister

LONDON - According to a study conducted by the International Awareness Foundation, almost 58% of otherwise politically aware Americans still think that Tony Blair is the Prime Minister of Great Britain, even though the former Labour Party leader resigned in 2007.

The study, which asked 1,000 American...

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Local Man Pretty Sure He's Seen Character Actor in Other Things

Local Man Pretty Sure He's Seen Character Actor in Other Things

Sitting down to watch the 2009 film The Young Victoria with his wife Angela, local man Andrew Collins insisted that is he definitely recognises that one character actor from somewhere, but where?

Not quite able to place where in fact the seemingly experienced British actor has cropped up before, Coll...

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London Police Numbers, Violence At Lowest for a Decade

London Police Numbers, Violence At Lowest for a Decade

The number of police on the streets of London is at it lowest for almost ten years, says an official spokeswoman from City Hall, who also stated that levels of violence on London's streets are at their lowest for nearly a decade too.

Speaking from the mayor's office, the spokeswoman told reporters th...

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Muslims Outraged That New World Trade Center Tower Being Built Near Mosque

Muslims Outraged That New World Trade Center Tower Being Built Near Mosque

The Muslim community of Lower Manhattan has expressed outrage over Port Authority proposals to construct a new 1800 ft World Trade Center tower just two blocks away from a holy mosque and Muslim community centre.

One World Trade Center - set for completion in 2013 - will replace the Twin Towers that ...

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Martian President: 'Hands off Our Water'

Martian President: 'Hands off Our Water'

The President of Mars has responded to human efforts to discover water on the Red planet by issuing Earth's leaders with an ultimatum: "keep your hands off our water or face terrible consequences."

Speaking today from the planet's western hemisphere, President Pyomdix Wuppa III said any encroachment ...

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Local Man Accused of Dressing Under the Influence

Local Man Accused of Dressing Under the Influence

STOKE - Following a night of heavy drinking, local man Curtis Hobbs has been accused of dressing while under the influence of alcohol.

The 28-year-old data entry clerk from Stoke-on-Trent, who was hosting a house party at the time, was found heavily intoxicated wearing his girlfriend's 2006 red sequi...

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Warner Bros to Re-Release 'You've Got Mail' in 3D

Warner Bros to Re-Release 'You've Got Mail' in 3D

Following on from the success of films like Avatar, American film distributor Warner Bros has announced plans to re-release the 1998 romantic comedy smash hit You've Got Mail in 3D.

Warner Bros producer Jacqueline Polk said that the re-release, which is penciled in for October 21st in the United Stat...

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