Local Grandma Doesn't Like the Look of Those Rain Clouds
MABLETHORPE - Staring pensively into the distance, local grandma Betty Godfrey says she does not like the look of those dark clouds over there, insisting: "they look like they're heading right this way." Embarking on a weekend outing with her son Robert, daughter-in-law Sophie and her two grandchildren, the 81-year-old retiree hypothesized that "this could only happen to us," as a formation of... Read more...Majority of Americans Still Think Tony Blair is Prime Minister
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Warner Bros to Re-Release 'You've Got Mail' in 3D
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I'm always criticising people, so this week I thought I'd criticise animals instead. Specifically those of a canine ilk. Now don't get me wrong, I like dogs. As a concept. I just draw the line when people say a dog's your best friend. I would never treat my best friend the way a dog treats its... Read more...Latest News
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Local Grandma Doesn't Like the Look of Those Rain Clouds
MABLETHORPE - Staring pensively into the distance, local grandma Betty Godfrey says she does not like the look of those dark clouds over there, insisting: "they look like they're heading right this way." Embarking on a weekend outing with her son Robert, daughter-in-law Sophie and her two... Read more...Sport
