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U.S. House Passes We Don't Care Reform
Marking an end to months of increasingly dull policy debate, President Obama today moved closer to achieving landmark We Don't Care reform, after the proposal was approved by the United States House o...
Nissan, GM Debacle Forces Acme Car Parts Into Administration
After several embarrassing hiccups involving first Toyota, and now both Nissan and General Motors, cartoon company Acme Car Parts has been forced into...
Thousands of Iraqis to File Compensation Claims if War Deemed Illegal
A recent study, commissioned by a group of leading Personal Injury Lawyers, has said there are thousands of Iraqi citizens wishing to file compensatio...
Cowell: 'Chile Earthquake Not Bad Enough to Merit Charity Single'
Pop mogul and X-factor judge Simon Cowell has announced that the devastation caused by last week's earthquake in Chile has not yet proved horrible eno...
Gordon Brown Threatens To Resign As Prime Minister If Tories Win Election
In a bold move that has shocked colleagues, British PM Gordon Brown has threatened to resign from the post of Prime Minister in the event that the Tory Party wins the up ...
John Terry to be Stripped of Marriage
Embattled Chelsea captain John Terry is expected to be stripped of his marriage after events in his private life continue to be made public.
The England centre half, who a...
Thousands of Iraqis to File Compensation Claims if War Deemed Illegal
A recent study, commissioned by a group of leading Personal Injury Lawyers, has said there are thousands of Iraqi citizens wishing to file compensation claims if the Iraq...
Screaming Newborn Prompts Local Couple to Reconsider Views on Abortion
Following 48 hours of endless wailing from their newborn baby, Maria and Carl Masterton say they are slowly beginning to reconsider their pro-life stance toward abortion....
U.S. House Passes We Don't Care Reform
Marking an end to months of increasingly dull policy debate, President Obama today moved closer to achieving landmark We Don't Care reform, after the proposal was approve...
Nissan, GM Debacle Forces Acme Car Parts Into Administration
After several embarrassing hiccups involving first Toyota, and now both Nissan and General Motors, cartoon company Acme Car Parts has been forced into administration.
The ...
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