Bush Strategically Swaps Qs for Ns in Iraq War
Resolution
By The Proper Gandhi ◦
10-07-2008
Bush signs the resolution under the gaze of nine very
sincere men
Citing Iran's controversial missile test on
Wednesday, US President George W Bush has defended his decision to
amend the 2002 Iraq War Resolution.
Bush, who has long made clear his opposition to Iran's
nuclear facilities, revealed that he "spent half of Wednesday night
whiting out any Qs in the document and replacing them with Ns".
"It took a while, but thanks to my patience a strategy is now in place", said Bush.
"We can not allow another Middle Eastern country to possibly have the chance of maybe developing potential nuclear weapons".
Secretary of Defence Robert Gates said the proposal is "feasible, if illegal", under international law, but went on to question Bush's editing skills in sections 3.1 and 4.6.
"I understand the President's intentions", said Gates.
"But I'm unsure what the UN is going to make of words like, 'nuagmire', 'connuest' and 'nuick'. We'll have to see".
"It took a while, but thanks to my patience a strategy is now in place", said Bush.
"We can not allow another Middle Eastern country to possibly have the chance of maybe developing potential nuclear weapons".
Secretary of Defence Robert Gates said the proposal is "feasible, if illegal", under international law, but went on to question Bush's editing skills in sections 3.1 and 4.6.
"I understand the President's intentions", said Gates.
"But I'm unsure what the UN is going to make of words like, 'nuagmire', 'connuest' and 'nuick'. We'll have to see".
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