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 07 August 2008
Issue 30
Top Stories

Residents in Georgia, US, Paranoid About Russian Invasion

Heath Ledger Stalls Over Contract for Next Batman Film

McCain: America Ready to Elect First Disabled President

Met Police to Tackle Growing Threat of Tourism 

Civil Rights Demonstrators call for End to Segregation of Laundry

London Commuter Fails to Mind the Gap


From the Archive

John McCain Vows to Mislead Americans into the Next Decade

Crash Leaves Morgan Freeman in Critically Acclaimed Condition  


 







 












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