Note for Contributors
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We will gratefully receive any and all articles on a satirical subject. Articles should be not more than 350 words in length, and may be accompanied by 'real news' links where appropriate. Pictures should be emailed separately with a caption where appropriate. Articles will not be accepted without a pen name - we have a strict policy on anonymity - names must be entirely fictional, must not be crude or swearsome and should be less than 20 characters. We cannot guarantee your article will appear on the site, and all submitted articles may be subject to brutal editing. Articles submitted after Sunday will generally not be considered for that week's edition, except for the most topical stories.
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Do you want an exciting and rewarding career? Are
you looking for fast promotion prospects and a competitive package
of benefits? Do you expect the best from your employer and give your
best in return? Then get yourself a job. Seriously. But if you want
to help us out here at the Daily Fortnight News Corporation, we
would welcome your help. We are developing a roster of 'useful
people' who can help us with specific tasks such as troubleshooting
the site or photoshopping an image - email us if you want to be
involved.
Cartoonists / Photographers / Photoshoppers
We want to develop a roster of volunteers who can be called upon for ad hoc drawing or photography assignments - send us your details and we'll put you on the list. There's no commitment, but if you say you can do it we will need a quick turnaround on assignments.
Web People
If you know your way around the interweb, are completely reliable and can spare a few hours a week to help this site then get in touch. We need troubleshooters and coding people.
Corporate
We also are looking for people with the nous to know how to promote the site and have a bit of knowledge of copyright and legal issues. Especially libel.
Lastly, if you can't commit to us then make sure to always share our articles on your Facebook page so we can be seen by millions, tell your friends or just click on the ads and help us earn $0.0002 from google!
Cartoonists / Photographers / Photoshoppers
We want to develop a roster of volunteers who can be called upon for ad hoc drawing or photography assignments - send us your details and we'll put you on the list. There's no commitment, but if you say you can do it we will need a quick turnaround on assignments.
Web People
If you know your way around the interweb, are completely reliable and can spare a few hours a week to help this site then get in touch. We need troubleshooters and coding people.
Corporate
We also are looking for people with the nous to know how to promote the site and have a bit of knowledge of copyright and legal issues. Especially libel.
Lastly, if you can't commit to us then make sure to always share our articles on your Facebook page so we can be seen by millions, tell your friends or just click on the ads and help us earn $0.0002 from google!
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