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Brown and Ahmadinejad Accuse Each Other of Plotting to Destabilise Their Regimes
A war of words had erupted tonight as Gordon Brown and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad traded accusations against each other over alleged plots to overthrow them. New evidence has su...
Iran Elects President for West to Overthrow
In what proved to be one the most democratically held elections ever seen across the Middle East, the people of Iran have chosen to re-elect incumbent President Mahmoud A...
F***ing D***head Editor Censoring Everything
An absolute f***ing w**ker of an editor has left virtually his entire staff completely baffled and frustrated after meticulously sifting through a continuum of work and c...
Real Madrid Fail to Get Refund on £80m Ronaldo After Losing Receipt
After changing his mind over the purchase of Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo for a record breaking £80m, Real Madrid's President, Florentino Perez, was thwarted in...
Lethal Injection Causes Queazy Recipient to Pass Out
Convict Jack Baines, a Texan who was sentenced to death for double homicide and rape in 2007, was ridiculed today by fellow inmates after he passed out following a straig...
Report: Drugs May Have Caused Michael Jackson's Career
An investigation into what exactly caused Michael Jackson, a once adorable 5-year-old child from Gary, Indiana, to embark on a sudden and fatal career has found that his ...
Naughty Plane Grounded for Having Bad Altitude
Israel Airlines say that a rebellious and unruly aircraft has been "grounded indefinitely" after refusing to improve its increasingly appalling altitude.
Emotive Darfur TV Appeal Inspires Local Man to Switch Channels
A local man was moved into action today when a televised airing of an appeal for aid in the Sudanese region of Darfur inspired him to 'get up off his arse' and flick the ...
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Lewis Hamilton Challenges Raikkonen to Rematch on Scalextrics
Unlucky Formula One newcomer Lewis Hamilton insisted last night that he desperately wants a rematch with new World Champion Kimi Raikkonen, using the popular children’s toy Scalextric. Hamilton... Read more...
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